Run Your Apps Through C-A-S-T!

Posted By Jitendra on January 20, 2010 | CAST News

Run Your Apps Through C-A-S-T!

(Sung to the tune of YMCA by the Village People)

IT, there’s no need to feel down.

I said, IT, pick yourself off the ground.

I said, IT, ’cause your website is down
And your CIO has left town.

IT, there’s a place you can go.
I said, IT, when your uptime is low.
They will heal you, since I’m sure they will find
All the bugs that cause your downtime.

Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.
Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.

They know everything about Java and SAP,
They can tell when your code is crap …

Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.
Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.

You can get your code clean, you can check your SI,
It will help you with CMMI …

IT, are you listening to me?
I said, IT, how bad can your code be?
I said, IT, you write terrible C.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man finds all bugs by himself.
I said, IT, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, give your systems to CAST.
They will find your flaws so damn fast.

Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.
Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.

They know everything about Java and SAP,
They can tell when your code is crap …

Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.
Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.

You can get your code clean, you can check your SI,
It will help you with CMMI …

IT, when the big bugs get missed.
I said, IT, then your QA gets dissed.
I said, IT, cause the business is pissed.
They put you atop their s**t list …

That’s when IT is just way out of luck,

And our VPs are just passing the buck,

And our coders they have all run amok,

And our apps they all really suck …

Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.
Let’s run your apps through the C-A-S-T.

You can get your code clean, you can check your SI,
It will help you with CMMI …

C-A-S-T … we’ll find your bugs with the C-A-S-T.

IT, IT, there’s no need to feel down.
IT, IT, pick your code off the ground.

C-A-S-T … we’ll check your apps with the C-A-S-T.

IT, IT, are you listening to me?
IT, IT, send CAST your Java and C.

C-A-S-T … we’ll measure them with the C-A-S-T.

IT, IT, all your bugs will be found.
IT, IT, all your apps will be sound.

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